If ‘Facebook’ was a Person ;)

Hello People..! I am your Facebook..!

My Life Starts with the button ‘Signup’, many starts with me to find friends, some are exception give a try to find out their date ;).. I am so much expressive and user friendly that you can add many other profiles to me by just sending friend request, Thanks to Mark who making me so beautiful day-by-day. Creativity never issue, photos, videos, likes and comments, people like me more often people in India uses wall for natural cause /-;. where in my case it used to express what they have not got..

For private there is chat box, which will buzz more after 11pm :). Guys like girl profiles, theory proved long time ago that opposite poles attracts each other and now I am uniting both. But there has been friends in case of boys who like each other, I’ve been medium where school, college, work friends join :).

I m programmed more like a real life. I Make friends to meet, greet, crack jokes, make fun etc., even fight also some times, not to forget ;). I’ve been witnessing many marriages and some breakups too. People blame me for failure every time, but never appreciate me for their success ergggh… :@…

I am not living being, but I will make you feel different than others profiles.

I get blamed for reason of netizen’s fatigue and stress, though i am not, I just follow your instruction. People fight on Fan pages through me, i have pages to unite every one but, you are using me in other-way.

There are many happy things and many bad. such as spams which kills me :(..

Many cries on my wall, which i don’t like, but others like and comment on that :|…

I can’t cry like ‘U’ otherwise I would have expressed that it hurts when someone reports, blocks, or deactivate[partial death], Which is worse than Pokes <3.

I follow your instructions. I share your post, make others to like it, love it, post on you wall and comment below it. I don’t know what is right or wrong, but whatever you feed on my wall i will take it, in that many number of posts are Hoax!!. You decide which friend you need in my list. you develop a relation in chat box and end up on their profile by clicking “unfriend”. which you can easily solve in chat box itself.

Don’t be so dumb I’m just acting for you, I am not you!. There should be limit for crying and deactivating  and again joining back, it entertains you by checking who is your friend? who misses you when ur not present? ;)… huh? but why you choose me to put on partial death :|. Folks! there many things which is appearing in front of screen through me. news current affairs, etc.,. still you blame me for your stress! to make more easy. I fit into your Mobile also tiny way :|. Thanks to Mark who started SMS updates.

Still you are blaming me? :|. There are people who loves me, more than you, but I love to be you to give services. So treat me as friend not just like a profile or any china phone :-/

when others use privacy you cant blame me. its for good only.

Hope you be with me long and understand others too 😉

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